A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.
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Marthe hypnotist
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.06
MarSleeping
I slept like a log last night…. Woke up in a forest covered with ants.
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MarTrousers
Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.
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MarPetting Zoo
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Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,
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MarAlabama hospital
The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.
Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
doctor: no but it will show you what your arse is used for
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MarPsychic
I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future….. She said no so I robbed her.