Since his release on bail Oscar Pistorious has decided to spend the weekend clay pigeon shooting to relax. So far he’s accidentally killed 2 elephants and shot a Jeep that was on safari.
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FebOscar Pistorious Bail
in Sports Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.23
FebUK Credit Rating
It’s a disgrace that the UK has recently lost its AAA credit rating. Just because our main export is Walkers Crisps and half the population is on unemployment benefits doesn’t mean we have a weak economy.
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FebDoctor Advice
in Animal Jokes
My doctor said that I should watch what I eat so I’ve decided to go to the Grand-National!
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FebGerman Market
in Racist Jokes
Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.
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FebDisabled Gymnasts
I’m proud to say I donated over $10 million to disabled gymnasts in Eastern Europe last year. Apparently they contacted my bank to let me know that ‘the invalid Czechs were bouncing’ which is great news.
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FebHappy Arab
What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??
A Sunni Muslim