What do you call a Greek man with a tampon on his head?…
Abzorba the Greek
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MarGreek Tampon
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.20
MarFloating TV
in Racist Jokes
What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?
Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.
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MarCatch
Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.
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MarCooking
I tried cooking with wine for the 1st time last night. After 5 glasses I can’t remember what happened and I woke up on the kitchen floor with an empty bottle.
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MarOnions
My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.
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MarPolish man
in Racist Jokes
The following conversion took place in a Polish church.
Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife.
Priest: Why my son?
Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me.
Priest: What makes you say this?
Polish Man: I found polish remover in the medicine cabinet.