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26
Mar

Frog

By Deblee
in Animal Jokes
+16 -30

What did the lezbian frog say to the other lezbian frog??

They’re right, we DO taste like chicken!

26
Mar

brutal war

By dave
in Political Jokes
+16 -20

Why do most people find wars unnecessary and brutal? Because most people don‘t have shares in arms companies.

24
Mar

The Sun

By Tim Asolo
in Dirty Jokes
+13 -27

Q: what is the hottest part of the sun..
A: Page 3!

24
Mar

Cats and Cars

By Flissi
in Animal Jokes
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+14 -28

What is a cat’s favourite car?
A purrrrrgeot.

22
Mar

Australia

By Sam
in Racist Jokes
+79 -78

Can’t believe I wasn’t allowed to emigrate to Australia because of my criminal record. You’d think they’d be more understanding given the history.

22
Mar

Bread

By sam
in Surreal Jokes
+18 -22

Went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread, the birds were all over me.

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