Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

True Love

in Relationship Jokes
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How do you know when you’re really in love?
You don’t have to hold your farts in anymore.

tampons

in Dirty Jokes
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Q: Why do tampons have no friends?
A: Because they’re stuck up kunts.

Resurrection

in Religious Jokes
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Why did Jesus rise from the dead at Easter?

Because he loves chocolate eggs.

Control Freak

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.

Greek God

in Dirty Jokes
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When women see me naked they often say I look like a Greek god. I think the gods name is Hermaphrodite.

News Lies

in Political Jokes
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The news is full of lies… Just went to the bank to get my hair cut and security escorted me from the premises!