Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
AprKim Jong-Un
Don’t know why everyone suddenly thinks North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Un is crazy. It was obvious after he made that song ‘Gangnam Style’ that something wasn’t quite right with him.
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AprHook
Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook?
A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass,
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AprFriends Trust
My friend doesn’t trust me. I told him he could borrow my Microsoft Office 2003 but he said my word wasn’t good enough.
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AprStrip club
in Dirty Jokes
Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
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AprBank worker
Do you work for a bank because you’re not giving me very much interest?