Why is Friday the most feminine day of the week?
Because it takes forever to come.
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JunFriday Girl
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
JunTrouser Present
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Why is a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out the best present you can give a teenage boy?
A. Because it’s something to wear and something to play with at the same time.
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JunManslaughter
Had a really fun night out last night, there’s nothing better than manslaughter. I also enjoy hearing women laugh as well.
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JunWatching TV
The wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV and it was boring so I thought I’d start a conversation.
Me: How many men have you had in total?
Wife: Are sure you want to know?
Me: Yeh, go on.
Wife: 7.
Me (after a pause): so I was number 7.
Wife: no, you were number 2.
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JunBeach
Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow?
A. Because the sea weed.
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JunMuslim Women
If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?