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13
Jun

Flying Sausage

By Frank
in Dirty Jokes
+52 -31

I’m not saying my ex is a slag but if c*cks could fly her mouth would be an airport.

13
Jun

Trees

By susan pugh
in General Jokes
+2 -13

What did the father tree say to his little sapling?
You’re a chip off the old block

12
Jun

Apple

By Frank25
in Religious Jokes
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+197 -122

They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.

12
Jun

Credit Cards

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
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+10 -6

What’s the difference between a whore and a wife?

A wife accepts credit cards.

11
Jun

Positive Thinking

By Dave
in General Jokes
+16 -14

Went to a positive thinking course last week, it was sh*t.

11
Jun

Sperminator 2

By Nicky
in Political Jokes
+12 -18

A black man was spying on me last night while I was watching Sperminator 2 on my pc. I now really regret voting for him in the 2012 elections.

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