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07
Jun

Old Chinese man

By Freddy
in Racist Jokes
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+56 -80

What do you call an old Chinese man?

Yung No More

07
Jun

Electrician

By susan pugh
in General Jokes
+11 -10

What flavour ice-cream do electricians like to eat?
Shock-a-lot!

06
Jun

Pandas

By Jay
in Animal Jokes
+11 -32

Q. Why do Pandas have black eyes?
A. Because they can’t satisfy their man.

06
Jun

Nice Milksacks

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -21

Nice Milksacks… You’re plastic surgeon should be given an award.

05
Jun

Car Insurance

By Peter
in General Jokes
+5 -11

Just managed to save a load of money on my car insurance. After I had a crash I just drove away really fast and then went into hiding for 3 weeks.

05
Jun

Toothpaste

By chris
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -21

My advice to you is strong deodorant and smokers toothpaste.

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