Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Look Nice

in Relationship Jokes
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The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.

Occupier

in Political Jokes
+28 -35

Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.

Japanese Rice

in Racist Jokes
+51 -67

What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?

Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)

Swimming Prejudice

in Animal Jokes
+13 -22

Why does nobody care when you take a child swimming but when you take a chimpanzee everyone freaks out?

Psychic Wanted

in Surreal Jokes
+31 -18

Psychic wanted: $200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.

Google

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -8

Q. Why is Google like a woman?
A. Because it knows everything.