Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Speed Bumps

in Surreal Jokes
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My psychiatrist says I have a fear of speed bumps but now I’m slowly beginning to get over it.

Pockets

in Pick Up Lines
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Can you empty your pockets please I think you’ve stolen my heart.

Cow Cave

in Animal Jokes
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What do you call a cow that lives in a cave?

Ground beef

PE Meeting

in Dirty Jokes
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Went to a premature egaculation meeting today but nobody was there. It turns out the meeting is actually tomorrow.

Blind Deer

in Animal Jokes
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What do you call a blind deer?
No eye dear.

What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg?
Still no eye dear

What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg that has been castrated?
Still no f*cking eye dear.