Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rape. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.
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JunFortune Teller
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
JunHappy Birthday
Yo mama is so stupid she has to sing the happy birthday song to remember her name.
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JunBook joke
A large book fell on my head today.
I’ve only got mySHELF to blame
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JunNight Club
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Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.
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JunKids
You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.
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JunJigsaw
Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.