Can’t believe I’ve been banned from Walmart. Apparently when the checkout girl said “strip down facing me” she was talking about my credit card.
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JunSocial security
Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
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JunWife Dress
The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.
Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “No… But your face does.”
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JunWet Dreem
I had a wet dreem about someone who looked just like you last night. I pissed myself laughing when I hit you with a car.
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JunCredit Card
Yo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.
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JunChocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s goes really quickly if you’re fat.