Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Romantic Music

in Dirty Jokes
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Making love to music can be really romantic but only if you last longer than the intro of track 01.

Morning

in Dirty Jokes
+128 -64

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Spanish Holiday

in General Jokes
+5 -6

May Yammow finds it difficult to introduce herself when holidaying in Spain.

Mortgage Deal

in Political Jokes
+7 -11

Government has announced new plans to help first-time buyers which is great. They have as much right as anyone to have a house repossessed.

Candle

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -12

Q. Why is a wife like a candle?

A. Because if you you’re not careful with them they can take away your house.

Funny Surname

in General Jokes
+5 -9

My mate said “It must be strange having a surname like Head”

I said “It’s much worse for my uncle Dick”