06Jul Sandy By Matt in Pick Up Lines +37 -26 My last girlfriend had to change her name to Sandy because she was so wet all the time.
06Jul Table Tennis By Andy in Sports Jokes +9 -27 I got injured playing table tennis yesterday. It’s great having the extra surface area but the added weight can really hurt your back.
05Jul Weatherman By Andy in Pick Up Lines +136 -76 I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.
05Jul Cake Diet By Sarah in General Jokes +67 -17 Started the new cake diet yesterday. All you have to do is make cakes for all your friends. The fatter they look the thinner you will look!
04Jul Independence Day By Steve in Political Jokes +7 -13 Earlier today Prince Philip sent a message to the President wishing him a happy Independence Day. His message said “You did a great job destroying the alien mothership and humanity is forever grateful.”
04Jul Lion By Frank in Sports Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +224 -166 A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.