Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Sandy

in Pick Up Lines
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My last girlfriend had to change her name to Sandy because she was so wet all the time.

Table Tennis

in Sports Jokes
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I got injured playing table tennis yesterday. It’s great having the extra surface area but
the added weight can really hurt your back.

Weatherman

in Pick Up Lines
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I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.

Cake Diet

in General Jokes
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Started the new cake diet yesterday. All you have to do is make cakes for all your friends. The fatter they look the thinner you will look!

Independence Day

in Political Jokes
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Earlier today Prince Philip sent a message to the President wishing him a happy Independence Day. His message said “You did a great job destroying the alien mothership and humanity is forever grateful.”

Lion

in Sports Jokes
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A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.