Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bush

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -19

Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.

Bus

in Surreal Jokes
+38 -13

My granddad died peacefully in his sleep last night. Unfortunately the passengers on his bus all died screaming.

Egg Farm

in Animal Jokes
+73 -54

Q. Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

A. Because he had a crack addiction.

Star Sign

in Surreal Jokes
+5 -23

My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.

Car Crash

in Surreal Jokes
+36 -18

Heard on the radio today that someone in the world crashes their car every 30 seconds. Maybe they should take away his licence.