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30
Jun

Ice Cream

By Andy
in Dirty Jokes
+143 -64

I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.

30
Jun

Dishwasher

By Fred
in Relationship Jokes
+8 -6

My dishwasher broke down the other day. Hopefully when I buy her some flowers tonight she will cheer up a bit.

29
Jun

Clothes

By Bob
in Pick Up Lines
+35 -27

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

29
Jun

Weed

By Frank
in Dirty Jokes
+123 -62

What’s the difference between weed and vag?

If you can smell weed across the room that means it’s good.

28
Jun

Text Message

By Chris
in Relationship Jokes
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+19 -11

Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.

28
Jun

Running

By Dave
in General Jokes
+18 -8

Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.

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