After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
JulBad Teeth
Q. What’s brown and bad for your teeth?
A. A baseball bat.
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JulBirthday Voucher
Just got a $20 voucher for my birthday. Why not just give me a $20 note so I can spend it anywhere without restrictions?
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JulGreatest President
Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.
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JulTroubles
I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.
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JulToast
Just wanted to know…. Do you prefer white or brown bread for your toast in the morning?