Someone close to me died the other day. Luckily there was another space available on the bus so I moved seats.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.02
AugWife Freezer
3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.
1. She never stops making a noise.
2. She can hold a lot of food inside her.
3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.
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AugBreast Implants
Woman with breast implants = Cheap and fake
Woman with breast implants that has a squeaky toy inside = Genius
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AugOffice Dress
Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.
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AugOut Of Your League
Just because I’m out of your league doesn’t mean that you should feel intimidated and pretend to ignore me.
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JulGetting Lucky
Once you get past a certain age “getting lucky” is the thing that happens when your remember where you put down your keys.