Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Cool Budweiser

in Surreal Jokes
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Being stuck in traffic can be really annoying unless you happen to have a nice cool Budweiser in your glove box.

Facebook Name

in General Jokes
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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.

Bradley Manning

in Political Jokes
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It’s great that dangerous criminals like Bradley Manning are now safely behind bars. I was just about to go on a shooting spree at my local park and would hate it if someone filmed me and gave it to the media.

Rules of Marriage

in Relationship Jokes
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Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster.
1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast.
2. Never leave the toilet seat up.
3. Wife is never wrong.

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
+28 -71

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.