My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!
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AugFunny Short Jokes
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AugGolf
in Sports Jokes
Played golf earlier today after taking LSD, it was crazy!!
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AugSwimming Pool
Got thrown out of my local swimming pool today for urinating. I probably could have got away with it if I was in the pool and not on the diving board.
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AugDyslexic Prostitute
in Dirty Jokes
Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute? She was really good at cooking socks.
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AugSelfish Wife
My wife is so selfish when we make love she screams out her own name.
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AugSexual Harassment Course
in Dirty Jokes
Did a sexual harassment course earlier today at work. I think I’m going to be really good at it.