Tried running recently to loose weight but it’s not working. The trouble is I keep running into restaurants.
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.31
AugLight Bulb
How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.
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AugBest Salad Ever
How to make the best salad ever in 3 steps.
1. Get a bowl.
2. Put a tiny amount of lettuce at the bottom.
3. Fill the rest of the bowl with pizza.
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AugRussian prostitute
in Dirty Jokes
Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much?
A: Vagisdear Disputin
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AugPlastic Surgery
Feeling quite depressed. Gave my friend $10’000 for plastic surgery but now I don’t know what he looks like.
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AugMirror
I like to make love to my wife with a mirror in the room. I usually put it under her nose to make sure she’s still breathing.