Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Good Night Out

in Surreal Jokes
+25 -8

You know you’ve had a good night out when you wake up in your next door neighbours house surrounded by 20 traffic cones.

Sports Car

in General Jokes
+8 -5

Driving a sports car and staying under the speed limit is like going to McDonalds for a salad.

Psychiatrist

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -8

Just told my wife I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she’s been seeing a psychiatrist, a bartender and 2 plumbers.

Perfect 10

in Pick Up Lines
+16 -24

Wow, you and your friend are a perfect 10/10……. if i combine both your scores.

Thin mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+9 -23

Yo mama is so thin she was nominated for miss etheopia.