If you download mp3s while on holiday in Jamaica, does that make you a ‘Pirate of the Caribbean’?
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
SepOne In A Million
My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.
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SepBlind Wiping
How do blind people know when they’re done wiping there ass?
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SepWomen and Glasses
in Dirty Jokes
What do women and glasses have in common? You usually have to spend about $100 to get them on your face.
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SepHistory Of Earth
If you condense the history of the Earth into one day.
0:00 ——————->Earth and solar system is formed.
6:00 ——————->First life appears
22:35 ——————>First dinosaurs appear
22:45 ——————>First mammals appear
23:20 ——————>Dinosaurs extinct
23:59 & 58 secs—->First modern humans appear
23:59 & 59.96 secs>Jesus is born
0:00 ——————–>Finally get to see a Justin Bieber concert
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SepLittle Friend
Say hello to my little friend! (Pick up a midget while introducing yourself)