My Muslim friend said that the festival of Eid is like a Muslim Christmas. Last night I left out a stocking, a glass of sherry and a pork pie but Mohammed didn’t bring me any presents.
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
SepPoop Race
in Dirty Jokes
Why can’t poop ever win a race?
Cause it always comes in turd!
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Sep9-11
I was gonna make a joke about 9/11 but it’s just plane wrong.
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SepOn Off
Me and my wife have an on-off relationship. Every time I get on she tells me to get off.
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SepTree Carving
Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.
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SepBubbies
in Dirty Jokes
Without nipples bubbies are pointless.