An attractive lady and an old man are sitting next to each other on a bus, the following conversation takes place.
Lady: Can you help me get something off my breasts please?
Old man: Yeah sure it would be my pleasure, what is it?
Lady: Your eyes
My wife recently told me she’s byesexual, she only likes to have sex twice a year.
Took my grandma to a fish spa therapy center where the fish eat dead skin for only $45. It was so much cheaper than getting her buried in the cemetery.
Yo mama is so stupid she got sacked from her job at the bank for stealing pens.
Q. How do you know God has a sense of humor?
A. Because he designed mens bodies to become more stiff with age except in the place they need it.
You’re so fit that it hurts when I perve on you.