Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Car Loan

in Political Jokes
+11 -17

Went to the bank today to get a loan for my car. I’ve now got enough money to fill up the tank.

So Ugly

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -25

You’re so ugly you’re mother had morning sickness after you were born.

High Heels

in Yo Mama Jokes
+545 -249

Yo mama is so fat when she goes out walking in high heels she comes home in flip-flops.

Back of Car

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -11

I think I might be the most unlucky person in the world. Last night my wife told me she wants to have sex on the back seat of her car, she was wondering if I could drive.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+38 -87

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.