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25
Sep

Women Like Car

By Sam
in Dirty Jokes
+9 -28

Q. Why are women like cars?
A. Because sometimes you have to use a choke to get them going.

25
Sep

68 Position

By Frank
in Pick Up Lines
+24 -21

Man: Do you want a 68?
Woman: What’s that?
Man: You do me and I’ll owe you 1.

24
Sep

Jehovahs Witness

By Johnny
in Religious Jokes
+123 -86

Hypocrisy – When a Jehovahs Witness doesn’t celebrate Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their doors.

23
Sep

Cyrus Bieber

By Dan
in General Jokes
+56 -38

If Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were drowning in a swimming pool, what type of sandwich would you make?

21
Sep

Two left feet

By george
in Disabled Jokes
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+24 -25

My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.

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