Getting career advice from someone who works as a careers guidance counselor is like getting fashion advice from a homeless person.
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
SepWanna Dance
Man: Hi wanna dance?
Woman: Yeah sure!
Man: Ok go and dance, I want to talk to your friend!
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SepSarcasm Expert
Can’t believe how much of a sarcasm expert I’ve become recently. People are actually starting to think I’m really polite.
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SepBuilding Company
in Dirty Jokes
My building company just got a really big order from my local brothel. They want me to go over there and paper over the cracks.
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SepHow Many
Wife: How many women have you slept with?
Me: Only you, I was too busy to sleep while shagging the other women!
Wife: Right, pack your bags I want you out!
Me: That’s fine.
Wife: I hope you have a slow and painful death!
Me: I’m confused, does that mean you want me to stay now?
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SepReally Attractive
Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.