Girlfriend died last night in the middle of oral. It was a bit of a blow.
03
OctOral
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.02
OctLocal Zoo
in Animal Jokes
Just been thrown out of my local zoo! I went there to watch feeding time but after 3 hours of hanging around the mother and baby toilets the security guards started to get suspicious.
02
OctHeaven
The saddest day of my life was seeing my mum crying after my dad went to heaven. Heaven was the name of his favourite gay massage parlour.
01
OctTaking Notes
In my previous job I used to take a lot of notes. I got fired after they started checking the cash register.
01
OctIkea Trousers
It’s amazing how quickly the sales staff at Ikea come to “assist you” once you take off your trousers and get into one of their beds.
30
SepReal Woman
My wife told me that she wants me to make her feel like a “real woman” so I took my shirt off and said “Here you go, iron this”.