Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Equation Of Love

in Dirty Jokes
+24 -27

Making love = Bed – Clothes / Legs

Blue Ray

in Surreal Jokes
+14 -16

I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.

Won the Lottery

in Surreal Jokes
+35 -25

I won the lottery last week so decided to get a new home for the homeless guy who lives near my street. It was the box from my new 70″ Plasma TV.

Server Going Down

in Dirty Jokes
+42 -32

My server went down on me today, I love the waitresses at Hooters.

Birds and The Bees

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -12

Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.

Estate Agents

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -12

Can’t believe what fascists estate agents are. I put my house up for rent the other day and they said it only had 2 bedrooms when it actually has 5 bedrooms. If I want to put a bed in my kitchen, living room and hallway it’s none of their business.