08Oct Blue Ray By Vince in Surreal Jokes +14 -16 I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.
06Oct Won the Lottery By Steve in Surreal Jokes +35 -25 I won the lottery last week so decided to get a new home for the homeless guy who lives near my street. It was the box from my new 70″ Plasma TV.
06Oct Server Going Down By Tom in Dirty Jokes +42 -32 My server went down on me today, I love the waitresses at Hooters.
04Oct Birds and The Bees By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +20 -12 Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.
04Oct Estate Agents By Mitch in Surreal Jokes +9 -12 Can’t believe what fascists estate agents are. I put my house up for rent the other day and they said it only had 2 bedrooms when it actually has 5 bedrooms. If I want to put a bed in my kitchen, living room and hallway it’s none of their business.