Got an email today from someone trying to sell me Mount Everest for £1 million. I told him it was a bit steep.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
OctWeight Loss
I’ve managed to loose loads of weight this month. The whole ‘not having any money for food’ thing is really working well.
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OctPrison
Guy: When does your dad get out of prison?
Girl: He’s not in prison.
Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.
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OctDrink Milk
in Animal Jokes
Why is it that if you drink milk from a cow society thinks that’s normal but if you drink milk from another human you get arrested by security guards?
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OctJew Jokes
in Racist Jokes
Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!
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OctLumberjack Chat Up Line
Is your dad a lumberjack because you give me wood.