Just got fired from my job recently for concentrating too much. I work at an orange juice factory!
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.15
OctBalloons
in Dirty Jokes
At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son.
Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”
Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Son: Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!
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OctOn the Titanic
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call 1’000 (insert race here) on the titanic?
A. A good start!
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OctCheap Umbrella
Just bought a really cheap umbrella that has just fell to bits. I wish kids in 3rd world would take more pride in their work.
13
OctA Close Shave
Went to a barbershop today for a shave. The barber wanted me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth to get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I said: “What if I swallow the ball?”
He said: “No problem, just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else.”
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OctSelfish Blow
My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.