Why is it that people who own guns are considered a danger to society but it’s perfectly acceptable for someone to own a meat clever and a human-sized freezer?
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
OctPick a Number
Pick a number from 1-10….. You loose now take off your clothes!
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OctStrike
There was a strike today at work! After waiting a long time finally someone turned up who actually knows how to play ten-pin bowling!
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OctServed in McDonalds
in Dirty Jokes
Got served in McDonalds earlier today by a really attractive girl. She asked me “I can make it large for you for 30p extra if you like?”. I replied “You already have, how bout you come into the toilets and finish me off for an extra £2?”.
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OctMidget
I accidentally crashed my car into the back of a midget earlier today.He said “I’m not happy!”, so I said “well which one are you then?”
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OctChange
Barrack Obama won the election on a platform of “change”.
I say “what change?”, what’s so new about a black guy who can’t pay his bills and has massive debt problems?