Why do people always assume drug dealers are dangerous people who carry guns? Fedex drivers are perfectly respectable people and they deliver drugs all the time.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
OctPosh Spice
I used to love posh spice when I was younger. My parents ended up spending a fortune every week on saffron.
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OctLastminute.com
Just got fired from my job at Lastminute.com, I kept turning up late.
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OctEscalator
A lady at work today was complaining because she said the escalator was broken. I told her “escalators never break, they just become stairs”.
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OctGirlfriend Pregnant
So much has changed since my girlfriend got pregnant. Like my name, address and telephone number!
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OctLost Kilos
I lost 3 kilos over the weekend. Think I’m gonna go into hiding for a while just in case my boss sends a hit-man after me.