I think dyslexic people should form an onion.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
OctInsects
in Animal Jokes
Don’t you just hate it when insects make you late for work in the morning. I’m never gonna high-five a centipede again!
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OctiPhone Water
in Racist Jokes
If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.
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OctFancy Dress Party
Got breathalysed by the police last night while driving home from a fancy dress party dressed as the Titanic. I was a nervous wreck.
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OctCrowded Lift
Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!
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OctGirlfriends Dad
My girlfriends dad is so religious he wouldn’t let us sleep together which is a shame because he’s a really attractive man.