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05
Nov

Rock Climbing

By sandro the magician
in Dirty Jokes
+153 -57

Q. What does oral sex with an ugly women and rock climbing have in common?

A. They‘re both more enjoyable if you don’t look down.

03
Nov

Girlfriend

By dave
in Relationship Jokes
+9 -8

Just broke up with my girlfriend. Don‘t know where me and Helen (or ‘saggy tits’ as I used to call her) went wrong.

03
Nov

Set for life

By stewie
in General Jokes
+12 -5

Financially I‘m set for life, provided i die next wednesday.

01
Nov

Coffee

By Dan
in Dirty Jokes
+228 -93

I like my women the way I like my coffee, hot wet and filled with cream.

01
Nov

Mosque

By Chris
in Religious Jokes
+15 -22

Just quit my job at the mosque. All they care about is profits.

30
Oct

Psychic

By Dan
in General Jokes
+16 -5

Just handed in my resignation to quit my job as a psychic. I just don’t see a future in it.

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