I heard on the radio today that a warlord in Afghanistan has purchased over 3 million poppies. It’s great to see Islamic military leaders showing their respect to the British Armed Forces.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.09
NovRecovering Chat-Up Line
I don’t suppose i could sit here for a while (point to seat next to her)? I’m just recovering from an operation at the moment. I had a penis reduction, its now only 12 inches long.
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NovPsychiatrists
All my of my 15 psychiatrists say that I have an addictive persolality.
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NovPlayful Viscous
in Animal Jokes
What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.
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NovHate My Job
There’s only 3 things I hate about my job.
1. Waking up.
2. The people
3. Working
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NovGrey Hair
in Dirty Jokes
Feeling a bit depressed today. Just noticed I’ve got a grey pubic hair. I didn’t freak out too much when i found it but the people in the lift looked terrified.