Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Password

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so stupid she has to set the password for her computer as ‘incorrect’ so when she types it in wrong the computer can tell her what to type.

Advent Calender

in Religious Jokes
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Got given a Jehovah’s Witness advent calender today. Every time you open the door there are 2 people standing behind it.

Facial Hair

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -16

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.

Self Help

in General Jokes
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Just found a self help book that has a 90% discount but the book is in Spanish and none of my Spanish friends have the time to come over to my house to help me read it.

Laying on Beach

in Racist Jokes
+292 -186

What do you call black people laying on the beach?

An oil spill.

Thanksgiving

in General Jokes
+4 -13

When is it fun to serve a rubber turkey?
… At pranksgiving