Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Payday Loan

in Political Jokes
+17 -11

The UK government has recently referred to payday loan companies as “idiotic” for trying to target children and get them into debt. I agree, everyone knows the best way to get a child into debt is to offer them a student loan.

Yo ma so old

in Yo Mama Jokes
+17 -24

Yo mama is so old she was the party planner for the last supper!

Unemployed Foreigners

in Political Jokes
+5 -16

Just seen a load of unemployed foreigners hanging around in the streets begging for food. The sooner these Canadian Geese fly off back to where they came from the better.

So Old

in Yo Mama Jokes
+42 -28

Yo mama is so old when she went to school they didn’t study history.

Policeman

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -10

My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.

Lift

in Racist Jokes
+49 -58

What do you call some who doesn‘t like standing in a lift with germans? Klausrtophic.