Just had a really interesting conversation with a Psychology graduate about how on average people tend to day-dream about 40% of the time. He also said something else that was interesting but I forgot the rest of the conversation, will have to ask him again next time he serves me in McDonald’s.
My house cleaner is really starting to become annoying. She keeps asking me to move out and says she wants a divorce.
Q. Who is the most tech-savvy Israeli Prime Minister?
A. Netandyahoo
Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.
Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?
Just bought some venison from the supermarket, its dead deer.