Yo mama is so dumb she tried to make her own smartphone by gluing a miniature tuxedo to her Nokia 3310.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.13
DecLifes Great Mysteries
A recent study has revealed the top 3 greatest mysteries of life that people struggle with on a daily basis.
1. If sliced bread is so great why is the person who invented it not famous?
2. If blind people wear sunglasses then why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
3. If Chinese people all look the same, why do they need passports?
13
DecBig Deal Chat Up Line
Hi nice to meet you. I just thought you might be interested to know I’m kind of a big deal. I’m in a band called ‘missing cat’, you’ve probably seen our posters.
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DecBaby
Went to the hospital today to see a doctor because me and my wife have been struggling to have a baby. He told me I have a condition called ‘small cox’.
11
DecMandela Funeral
Went to the Mandela funeral yesterday and it was a really emotional experience, I cried for hours. Didn’t think being surrounded by black people would scare me so much.
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DecChristmas Shark
in Animal Jokes
Q: What do you call a shark who attacks someone on Christmas day?
A: Santa jaws!