I heard women love a man in uniform so just got a job working at McDonalds.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.21
NovSensible Eating
Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.
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NovBlond
in Dirty Jokes
Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly button?
Because her husband was a blond too!
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NovMidget Landlord
My midget landlord told me that he wants me to leave my house by tommorow night. That‘s short notice.
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NovChild Abuse
in Dirty Jokes
Can’t believe my website which teaches children how to play guitar has now been blocked by Google and removed from the search results to prevent child abuse… On reflection maybe naming my website fingeringkids.com was a bad idea.
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NovBlind Dates
I love blind dates. I spent the whole time staring at her tits and she didn‘t even notice.