Last week I saved a girl from being attacked… I changed my mind.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
DecDesk-Lamp
Just bought my wife a desk-lamp for Christmas.
Her face is really gonna light up when she sees it.
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DecCongress
Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…
Well that explain it all now doesn’t it
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DecWhite Christmas
in Racist Jokes
This year I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
Not because I like snow but because I’m racist.
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DecHer Hands
After years of marriage I’ve learnt that you can tell a lot about a woman just from her hands. When she’s holding a frying pan and waving it around that usually means she’s angry.
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DecPregnancy Test
My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.