Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.25
Deccheeky son
Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.
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DecSanta Claus
in Dirty Jokes
Why is Santa Claus a heavy drinker?
Because he only empties his sack once a year.
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DecStar Undertaker
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What’s the difference between a pornstar and an undertaker?
A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.
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DecWork Over Christmas
Had some great news today. I asked my boss if he wanted me to work over Christmas and he told me not to come back… I was worried he might be angry after I slept with his wife at the Christmas party.
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DecWife Left Me
Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.