How do you make a horse drink? Put it in a blender.
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FebHorse Drink
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.30
JaniPhone Alarm
I’ve just invented a great new iPhone alarm app. If you press the snooze button 3 times it automatically emails your boss telling them that your gonna be sick.
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JanBenefit Street
What do Benefit street and Sesame street have in common?
They both have a big bird, a guy living in a bin and people trying to learn the alphabet.
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JanI’m Hot
“Because I’m really hot!” is the wrong answer when you get pulled over by the police.
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JanAngry Birds
The government has recently been heavily criticized for spying on people who are playing on Angry Birds. In their defense people who hate pigs have been involved in a lot of terrorist incidents in recent years.
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JanPet Parrot
in Animal Jokes
My ex-girlfriend used to have a pet parrot. The thing would never f*cking shut up.. the parrot was cool though.