Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!”
Woman: “Why?”
Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
FebGym today
Can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
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FebWife Argument
The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”
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FebCotton Wool
When I was a child my parents used to wrap me up in cotton wool… which is why I was taken away by social services.
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FebGay Friend
I think my friend Steve is gay but i’m not sure, I can never remember names.
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FebJaws 3
Last night I spent the entire evening watching Jaws 3. My wife, her mother and her sister all came over and were talking all night.