Yo Mama’s so fat, when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building, all the people said “NO! DON’T DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND!”
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
FebFunny Message
in Dirty Jokes
Hi,
I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME!
Love,
The Dishes
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FebMonsanto
Monsanto have just released a new genetically modified insect to help with weight loss. It’s a mosquito but instead of sucking blood it sucks out fat.
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FebSocial Network Writing
#People #Who #Write #Messages #Like #This #Are #Really #F*cking #Annoying #, #Please #Stop #! #!
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FebNew Born Babies
Why do new born babies never get any birthday cake?
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FebNew Word
My grasp of the English language is so amazing I actually invented a new word the other day, it’s called “plagiarism”.