Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Voice Head

in Disabled Jokes
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If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?

The Surfer

in Surreal Jokes
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Surfer 1: I love surfing!
Surfer 2: I thought you’re afraid of surfing!
Surfer 1: The Internet, that is!

Irish KFC

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Soldier

in General Jokes
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Did you hear about the soldier who survived being attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray.

He’s now become a seasoned veteran.

Deaf Phones

in Disabled Jokes
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Have you heard about those new mobile phones for deaf people?
They’re called ‘eye-phones’.