Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Favorite Position

in Dirty Jokes
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I’m so ugly my favorite sexual position is facing a computer screen.

Baby Sponge

in Surreal Jokes
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They say a baby has a brain like a sponge but I prefer to use a mop.

Mechanic

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. How can you tell when a mechanic has just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.

Small Friend

in General Jokes
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My friend who is very small, told me he was pick pocketed. I was shocked, I never thought somebody could stoop so low…

Blond Toilet

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet?
A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.